poo weasel

Poo weasel is when you get angry at fifa and your mum is in your room e.g. George barlow " oh poo weasel "

George barlow poo weasel

by gingey melon November 29, 2013

Flying Poos

When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.

Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.

"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

poo juiced

being sprayed some by the toylet water when bending down to pull up pants after taking a dump.

Bill thought he was going to die when he was poo juiced in the men's room.

by scott mccowan April 2, 2007

poo dag

When there is poo tangled in your hairy bum hole

Damn Cody you've got some poo dags

by Mrsswag February 25, 2017

poo shute

A shute that shoots poo, more commonly known as the anus.

Seriously Sabrina, your poo shute is showing in this photograph!

by fuckinqueenslander June 13, 2008

poo-thirty

Any time during the day or night when one's body makes a strong suggestion for the owner of said body to engage in the act of fecal excretion; especially via the Anus.

"Oh wow, I can feel it, it's almost poo-thirty", or, "What time is it?....it's almost poo-thirty".

by Luke Sinak May 2, 2008

poo-snacker

someone who eats their own poo.

"Hey Jack, check out the poo-snacker in Holding Cell 2!

by Makers Mark August 22, 2007