ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

resurrection poo

When you poo and even after you flush and it goes away, it comes back when you're not looking.

Dude, I had a poo and no matter how many times I flushed it kept coming back. It must've been a resurrection poo.

by The Crig February 4, 2010

Poo scruffs

The scruffs left behind on the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a massive dump.

Eden: " HOLY BAJEEBERS! Aziza those are some pretty big poo scruffs you left there"
Aziza "I know.. but last time you took a shit i had to scrub it all off.. "
Eden: *tilts head in shame the looks up to the sky with fists in the air* "CURSE YOU POO SCRUFFS!!"

by Yigida June 18, 2011

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

poo shute

A shute that shoots poo, more commonly known as the anus.

Seriously Sabrina, your poo shute is showing in this photograph!

by fuckinqueenslander June 13, 2008

Plucky Poo

A gripping or lifting utensil used to move, rotate, and turn a steak, fish, or other protein with delicate precision on a grilling surface.

I used my plucky poos to pick a well-done steak off the grill.

by Zigfried Smurdlap October 25, 2010

bull's poo

another word for bullshit and bullcrap

Don't lie to me. You're talking bull's poo.

by anonymouslovex March 28, 2015