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women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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Case End Point

Case End Point (n.)
A declarative phrase used to signify the definitive conclusion of a statement or argument, marking it as self-evident and not open for further discussion. Unlike “Case in Point,” which introduces an example to support a claim, “Case End Point” asserts finality—indicating that the matter has been stated clearly and needs no further elaboration. It serves as a rhetorical period that underscores closure, often in contexts where repetition or rehashing is unnecessary.
“We don’t need to talk about this again. You hate my job, I know this. Case End Point.”
by Doubtsower69 August 5, 2025
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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
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highest common points

In a sport, especially basketball, where the winning team is determined by the highest common points amongst the players. Traditionally the team with the highest total points wins the game. However, with highest common points each and every player or position has to score a point to count towards the total score. The purpose being that every member makes sure that everyone gets a chance to score so that no single player hogs all the points.
Player A score 7 points, Player B scores 2 points, and Player C score 10 points. So the total highest common points for the team is 2 points. Player A and C should wait give more chances to Player B, and Player B should try more on his/her own to score more points for the team to win with the most highest common points.
by RzMd February 14, 2009
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Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once
Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then
by virescent October 8, 2020
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Talking Points

A point someone in an argument usually uses because it is considered a strong point.

The name of a JackBox Party Game, Found on Pack 7, where players must give a presentation (Power Point style), but the slides except the first (which is written by someone else based on a prompt and choosen by the presenter) are random or (for images) choosen by another player (the assistant).

The point is you pick a first slide, and then try to make shit up as you go along the way, hilarity ensues.
Host: Y’all wanna playTalking Points”?
by SomeAutisticAce December 15, 2024
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carver points

Points used to get dabbed up or kuckels
Trying to hit my juul i wanna get more carver points Aiden
by Lil glock September 17, 2019
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