by guy the explainer June 12, 2018
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by I Am Bonus Meme June 10, 2018
Get the Logan Paul mug.A Dick Head Who Likes To Terrorize His Own Town, He Is Also A 12 Year Old Stuck Inside an Ugly Adults Body. He Is Only Popular Because Of Disney Which He Does Not Work For Anymore, His Songs Are To Cringe And I Got Cancer From "It's Every Day Bro".
by MyClassroomIsNoisyAsF*ck July 6, 2018
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sees trashcan " should we take a picture with jake paul?" mom: " a picture with jake paul wtf is wrong with you" mom: disowns child.
by ccaanncceerroouuss July 15, 2018
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by Anonymous1045 July 25, 2018
Get the Logan Paul mug.Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their brains with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because everyone else has one and makes them feel special, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased and go to other countries, disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.
Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
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