A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the acts, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free. As such, she is the benchmark for which all other whore's are graded against.
by evil reindeer February 18, 2010
Get the Jovan's Mommug. Something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.
by phenompyrus April 21, 2004
Get the mom assmug. How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
by what tha mangorino December 28, 2005
Get the My mommug. by boles March 29, 2003
Get the boles mommug. A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...
by Jerry Rules! September 21, 2005
Get the Your Mommug. your mom can be used in plenty of situations pertaining to jokes, or diss's
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..
a)"dude, what did you do last night?"
b) "Your mom!"
or in a negative context;
a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"
b) "Your mom!"
or in a negative context;
a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"
by Maaadie August 13, 2008
Get the Your mommug. A box of wine. Usually cheap chardonnay or other mom-friendly wine. Recently marketed as "casks" to make middle age women feel less bad about the stigma of drinking wine from a box.
by dr_adamg September 24, 2010
Get the mom partymug.