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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
mugGet the Mountain Hookmug.

mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains
Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist
by Fluke69 February 25, 2017
mugGet the mountain facemug.

Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.
Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.
by BAM2018 October 6, 2020
mugGet the Rocky Mountain Butt Diseasemug.

mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch
Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!
by OuttaCake August 15, 2022
mugGet the mountain husbandmug.

Swish mountains

Where one is fucking a girl in the ass who is laying on here stomache, the guy pulls out before he cums, and ejaculates all over her ass.
Johnathan gave Lexxi’s Mum some swish mountains after a good fuck.
by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018
mugGet the Swish mountainsmug.

sock mountain

by s33 June 4, 2009
mugGet the sock mountainmug.

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