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noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.
Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!
by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
mugGet the Noodlingmug.

man noodle

guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it
I have a man noodle
by gunny234 April 6, 2010
mugGet the man noodlemug.

Noodling

The act of throwing wet noodles or spaghetti in public, especially towards or onto moving vehicles.

For fun or to spread sweet anarchy and intefere with the bourgeoise pigs.

(Doing this may cause traffic incidents which will lead to legal repercussions)
My girlfriend: Yeah i got super high with my friends last night, they were so fucked they went noodling.
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
mugGet the Noodlingmug.

alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.
Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022
mugGet the alabama tucker-noodlemug.

Noodle blaster

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023
mugGet the Noodle blastermug.

Tittie noodles

When you eat a pot noodle and drop some on your titties.
Beth has ✨tittie noodles
by Stannoodles May 7, 2021
mugGet the Tittie noodlesmug.

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