Keara bear

Hotty with a swimmers body

Keara bear is hotter than all of you she is the mother lover if all thing beautiful and is an amazing singer

by Jihadists October 30, 2013

Bear Trapper

1) A women who is exceptionally attracted to hairy men.

Friend 1:"Did you see that guy Kelly got back last night? He was so hairy!"
Friend 2:"Tell me about it, Kelly is a total bear trapper."

by Kj3w June 28, 2010

Gummy Bear

A rather large individual whom has lost most of their teeth and are therefore inexplicably unattractive. Most commonly found in trailer parks (US) and council estates (UK).

"I got so wasted last night I woke up next to a gummy bear!" :(

by Ryno_T May 1, 2017

Mega bear

Mega bears r majestical creatures that eat big booties bitch the jerk them off in their sleep after they wake up wet they munch on penis (big penis) and proceed to jerk them off hoping to make them cum. Mega bears thrive on cum. After they’re extremely exhausted so they snuggle up on there gfs vagina hole 😍 After that they sleep and repeat the whole process. Currently they have no leader

“Bro oml angel is a mega bear”

by Balls 😱😱 May 2, 2022

The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

pizzly bear

It's kinda like a hamster, but its really fucking big, and it has massive tusks and giant ears, and its grey with leathery skin. Usually live in african savannahs. Is unmatched in the arts of Thai Quon Doe and Mortal Kombat. Matched in painting mountain and river scenes only by Bob Ross, from who they learn the joy of painting. One of the few creatures who can fend of a Brennan for more than 10 minutes.

That pizzly bear had a good run, before Brennan killed it with only his feet

by BlueBallsBrown July 4, 2015

Gaby Bear

Gaby Bear is the most beautiful girl you will ever put your eyes on. Gaby Bear has a boyfriend that Gaby Bear calls Timmy Bear and Timmy Bear really loves Gaby Bear. If Timmy Bear had to describe Gaby Bear, he would say that Gaby Bear is intelligent, beautiful, funny, playful, and just every guys dream girl. Gaby Bear tends to not believe Timmy Bear when he calls her beautiful, or so it seems. But Timmy Bear is persistent and wont give up. Gaby Bear doesnt know it but Timmy Bear is seriously starting to think that she COULD be the love of his life. Timmy Bear knows that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and start a beautiful family with her one day. If you ever get a Gaby Bear, dont ever let her go, Gaby Bear is the best thing to happen to Timmy Bear and you will understand when you find your Gaby Bear. Love you Gaby Bear <3

Timmy Bear: I am so lucky to be all yours and only yours.

Gaby Bear: I'm luckier.

Timmy Bear: Nope :*

Gaby Bear: Yeah :)

(Goes on forever but she usually wins)

by Timmy Bear <3 August 11, 2016