mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

mountain brain

When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.

The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.

by mygrubbyglory June 19, 2024

sock mountain

Mountain O' sock

Just toss it on the sock mountain!

by s33 June 4, 2009

Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

Mountain biker

Someone who has a bike that casually goes down a hill reaching impossible speeds while the biker is having a lot of fun, these people usually tend to crash and say they “ case” the jump and will probably hit a massive jump

Wait are you a mountain biker? Yea I am I’m riding a canyon sender. Cool!

by Generallyepic November 19, 2025

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

calcium mountains

Breasts, particularly those that are large, are often emphasized in terms of size or prominence.

She has some nice calcium mountains that are awaiting to be climbed.

by Noisy Jackets October 30, 2025