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mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.
I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".
by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018
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THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.
Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was
by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024
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the haunted mountains

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s
by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019
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sock mountain

by s33 June 4, 2009
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The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.
Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am
by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011
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Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak
Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!

Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.

Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
by anonymous December 16, 2023
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Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences
by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021
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