Matthew is a sussy baka
by Hudson wagill September 18, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.
It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.
by Gerber_Babiee April 26, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. matthew gray gubler is a 42 year old actor who wears mismatched socks because the one time he wore matching socks, he sprained his ankle. matthew is mostly known for his role as Dr. Spencer Reid in CBS' Criminal Minds, but he also plays Chip in 68 Kill, and voices Simon in Alvin & The Chipmunks. matthew is the most perfect man ever and i love him so so much. if i could marry the man i would. but most important of all, matthew is taller than daniel henney.
by absoluteindoubtt February 5, 2023
Get the matthew gray gublermug. Did you talk to Matthew today?
I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew
by cherrieslillies February 29, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.