Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.
Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!
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a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens
Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol
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Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."
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Kai Matthews

He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
Motherfucking Kai Matthews
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Kai Matthews

A motherfucking bitch, little skinny rat with medium hair who likes men, every friday night he is not busy he is just sucking the life out of some guy named Malachi.
Yo he pulled a Kai Matthews last friday
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Matthew Erickson

Matt is a male specimen who thinks he the shit but he not the fart cause he plays ball hawks. He is also know as a depressing person because of his repost on Tik tok. (Ps I also forgot to add the same thing in Levi Bradley McFadden definition but he is also very depressed and obsessed with is ex
Matthew Erickson loves is Pc
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Matthew Li

by ijiuhi September 12, 2023
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