douche machine

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

by Jen Jen July 18, 2003

textile machinery enquiry business

business enquiry from textile cloth mfg

sectional warping machine

by vijay March 8, 2005

blast machine

A cheap Wal-mart keyboard equipped with an automatic repeating beat that also includes a microphone. Used to put someone on blast.

What, bitch. Are you trying to start mess? Oh naw, I'm have ta get out the Blast Machine.

by Sebastian AKA CB March 22, 2008

Glitter Machine

A bodypainting machine that turns people into loud, sparkly, colorful hedonists.

When the girls stepped out of the Glitter Machine everyone's head turned.

by hobosalesman August 22, 2010

machine code

one's & zero's ( they hide deep inside cpu )

all http lingo writers & C++ dump your machine code edits in hex show vector but service.

but = Branch on micro Test ( micro = u ) engineering

when a cpu using machine code "goes but service" finds a vector ( handle for MAC machines ) & then becomes Master!

mexican! Yo dude! if I learn machine code I become Master dude. Yep! roll um if U got um.

by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006

Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

mr. body massage machine

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator

"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."

by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008