Bill - Hey, I hear your boss is my new girlfriend.
Gabe - Yah, I guess so.
Bill - So, I guess that makes me your boss-in-law.
Gabe - Yah, I guess so.
Bill - So, I guess that makes me your boss-in-law.
by Werrick April 7, 2009
Get the Boss-in-lawmug. Similar to Godwin's Law, this law states that the longer a online political debate continues the more likely it is that someone will bring up George W. Bush, typically totally out of context. When this occurs the person who invokes Drunkemiller's Law has lost the argument and the thread should be closed.
"I've always thought that Jimmy Carter was an overrated president."
"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law
"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law
by I like to Bike January 1, 2007
Get the Drunkenmiller's Lawmug. Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -
"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."
It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.
COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.
"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."
It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.
COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.
Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.
by Jeremy Sear December 9, 2008
Get the Nelson's Lawmug. by Superfrosty August 12, 2012
Get the Cat Lawmug. by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
Get the Godwin's Lawmug. A feeble attempt by inept Bible-humping Christians to claim victory. When someone with common sense points out their nonsense, a Bible-humper will say that pointing out the truth is like giving up. Anyone who isn't a gigantic dipshit can see the faulty in this, but Christians were never known for their logic.
If you see someone claiming Tabor's Law, they're a moron of epic proportions. Feel free to make fun of them and pee on their shoes.
If you see someone claiming Tabor's Law, they're a moron of epic proportions. Feel free to make fun of them and pee on their shoes.
"The Earth is flat because the Bible says so!"
"That's retarded, a little research will find that to be false."
"Tabor's Law, I win!"
"No, you're still a retard."
"HURRRRRRRRRRRR"
"That's retarded, a little research will find that to be false."
"Tabor's Law, I win!"
"No, you're still a retard."
"HURRRRRRRRRRRR"
by Elephant Bones February 29, 2008
Get the Tabor's lawmug.