King Kahuna

KK what a fucking twat muhhhha ban ban ban from voogro so stfu biach

by Rus October 5, 2003

kings delight

the delicate art of squatting over your partner while she has plastic wrap over her face and taking a dump.

My girlfriend called me during lunch and asked me where I was. I told her I was at taco bell running burritos in me. She was estatic and begged me to come home for a kings delight.

by pwilder April 25, 2011

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004

Lion Kinging

When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal

"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"

by Miss Tuckaaaaa July 24, 2012

masterbater king

he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.

simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old

by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011

King's Special

Two bagel halves with 5 or 6 pieces of processed lunchroom cheese in between them melted for about 30 seconds in the microwave. Normally served in a fry boat.

I'll have a King's special and a chocolate doughnut.

by furfishfeathers July 30, 2010

king cobra

When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.

I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.

by spitting cobra June 28, 2009