The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
Get the jump-off nightmug. cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.
by makutassead November 8, 2009
Get the jump failermug. by Tom scan April 6, 2016
Get the thrust jumpmug. Billy: Why are you drenched in sweat? Jimmy: I have been over at Megan's, we have been furious jumping for the last 3 hours.
by rnnrdad March 30, 2024
Get the furious jumpingmug. A program in New Zealand schools in which children dance along to music together as a group as a sort of exercise routine. Usually done in the mornings.
by Salty_Bitch April 10, 2020
Get the Jump Jammug. When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.
Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”
Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”
by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023
Get the Jump shotmug. by Joniejonie September 29, 2023
Get the jump ridemug.