by kvhzjv September 19, 2022
Get the jordanmug. 
Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
by anonymous December 4, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a man that has no type of style sometime he where’s black jeans and black jackets and he has a girlfriend that takes all his jackets or atleast try’s he’s always saying he can talk so he can play fortnite and never like taking baths so he’s stinks 😷.
Hey have you seen that dude Jordan
Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
by Hatman||| May 6, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.
by Glow April 22, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a stupid cunt
by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum
by Little mouse September 5, 2016
Get the Jordan Makenzie Yocummug.