Jordan

Jordan is a nice calm person. Once you get know him you will fall in love with him, he has brown/black eyes with curly/nappy hair. Once you see a Jordan don’t lose him b/c you won’t find another one

Jordan is really handsome

by Yolo_Savage April 21, 2021

Jordan

Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex

"ey see that guy, I hear he's a Jordan"
"OHH HE MUST BE GREAT IN BED I'LL GO TALK TO HIM"

by Jordan1601 May 9, 2021

Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

jordan Stewie

a guy who is a rapist and likes to use other girls and fuck them in the closet

Jordan Stewie likes to use Maia everyday !

by all doo March 25, 2011

Jordan Hinson

One of the Stars on SyFy Channel's show "Eureka" as Zoe Carter. Also former star of Disney Channel's original movie "Go Figure".

jordan is also likes pets, tattoos and diet coke.

We will see more of Jordan Hinson on Eureka.

by macky592 July 9, 2011

jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Jordan

Jordan 'Bee swarm, at Kuala Lumpur Airport' Yan is widely acclaimed for his influential Snapchat narratives and discernible demeanour. His most esteemed accomplishment, one that undeniably fills him with immense pride, is his remarkable progress in the realm of "Roblox Bee Swarm Simulator." Repeatedly, individuals have endeavoured to outshine his extraordinary talents and deride his online persona. However, Jordan Yan, armed with an expansive lexicon devoid of disparaging invectives, effortlessly thwarts all forms of aggression with the succinct declaration, "I'll frigging bash you, you frigging frigger."

Johnson, Owen, Ryan: "Jordan, I hope you lose all of your bee swarm progress and get hacked by the Kuala Lumpur cyber police lead by Lilang, the masked cyber-predator."

Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"

Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.

by kyvx October 17, 2023