flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.

That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.

by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006

CAPTAIN JERK

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.

Quote
"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer

by cheesyfoot July 7, 2008

turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk

i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk

by dirtio January 30, 2010

The ISIS Circle Jerk

When you and a few friends make a circle and jerk each other off, and afterwords cut off each others penises and begin to put ketchup on them and slowly eat them when receiving anal from another partner.

Billy: Want to have a "The ISIS Circle Jerk"
Friends: ALL HELL YEAH

by Niggerhunter101 May 24, 2016

Jerkcity

The worst web comic in existance. Nobody laughs because it is funny; it is so blatantly un-funny that it is laughable.

That one comic was OK, but the other one was trash - pure Jerkcity.

by dndndn September 26, 2004

jerk

to kick ass

im a real jerk-ologist

by mikkelsen December 29, 2003

Jerdy Nerk

A nerd that also exhibits the personality of a nerd.

Chris you are such a Jerdy Nerk!

by Samantha March 18, 2004