bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)

“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”

by Qicard May 21, 2020

bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe

I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo

by Punkybruster November 29, 2019

Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 9, 2009

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018

Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023