by CarrayWaySeed November 30, 2020
Get the Hammermug. by Shocker plus April 5, 2019
Get the Black hammermug. When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.
Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.
by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022
Get the Hammer Jackingmug. The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
Get the Jewish Hammermug. I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.
Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019
Get the Hammermug. When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
Get the Hammer Stonedmug. Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
by flulaborg August 30, 2023
Get the Fizzle Hammermug.