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German

An inferior way of speaking compared to "ooga booga? Ahh agaa doogoo". It originates from Germany and has way to many grammar rules.
"Ich kann nicht atmen"
"I don't speak German"
by Bridgeon May 17, 2023
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German pressure

An expression used to respond to people who don't talk about the 1940s (something happened between 1939 and 1945 that i don't wanna talk about, so I'll German pressure myself. Hey me, do you have german pressure? Cuz you don't talk about 1940s.)
"Hey, do you have german pressure? Cause you don't talk about the 1940s."
by Qi_87 May 17, 2023
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Geems

A word of Greek descent meaning "Soldier of God" used by ancient and advanced civilizations of Africa
The King of the empire was claimed to be a Geems
by Droid Wolf July 9, 2023
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Gerbster

Gerbster is a mix between a gerbil and a hamster made by Dale gribble
Laugh now woman after a month of eating cockroaches you'll beg for some gerbster
by Swagg_messia_yt August 26, 2023
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German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"
by von groovy July 17, 2024
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German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
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German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations
James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import
by ttykhd August 2, 2024
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