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by sarah👨🏿‍🌾 March 17, 2022
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Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024
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roman is goated at video games

roman was here and roman is SHIT
roman is goated at video games, (NOT) he's shit
by l_v 0_7 August 16, 2023
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Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.
Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me
by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021
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Oat Goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.
by Salamski December 22, 2021
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Goat

You are Goat.
by DamianIsGoat1234 January 14, 2020
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Funne goat haha

Hehe funne goat is funne
person hehe funne goat haha
everyone else hehe funne goat
by da goat ov wisdum July 7, 2021
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