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Fiji Fruit Salad

When a blonde Asian female eats a rare Fiji mango. Afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of Fruit Salad with the rare fruit. When she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. Then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his semen and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the Fruit Salad.
Lin- "How did last night with Yao go?"
Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"
Lin- "What do you mean?"
Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."
by Free Willy 2 October 9, 2008
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stone-fruit

a term describing someone who has an over-the-top reaction to small annoyances. also known as apricot-boy.
Oh my god why are you such a stone-fruit???
by hottest_eddie_45 May 15, 2008
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tuti fruiti

tuti fruiti dd
by mark`corder February 24, 2009
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Chilean Fruit-cup

The harvesting of Himalayan fruit flies on a foreign ground.

These flies are put in small cups where a combination of chimpanzee, mountain gorilla, and green iguana ejaculate fluid is poured in with them. Before the semen hardens, workers include their own special sauce with the mix.

The cups are left baking in the sun for 72 hours. After, the cups are shipped to Old World countries for the poor, native children to consume.
Let's send some Chilean Fruit-Cups to less fortunate children.
by onoxasama March 15, 2010
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Fruit Flies

Normally found in between the legs or around the waist of a elderly woman who's cherry has not been popped
Dude, look at all of those fruit flies coming out of her zipper!
by doucheyfatsack October 3, 2008
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fruitfight

Jay Z said "wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight" A fruit fight is when a couple of people meet up to throw food at eachother.
Hey Davis, lets go have ourselves a fruitfight!

Drefuzz, we had an awsome fruitfight at McDonalds today
by Marfuzz April 24, 2016
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fruit loop

Keo, fag, homo, gay, lover of jup
that gay guy is such a fruit loop
by jup October 1, 2007
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