Alligator Cat

A cooler name for an opossum

Dude: Look out Alligator Cat
Duddet: Oh thanks I wonder what the hissing was

by God_Of_Femboys December 21, 2020

bucket cat

a made up object from your imagination when you can't tell if something is a bucket or a cat because the lighting is to bad.

bill:"i think i saw a bucket, or maybe a cat." jim:"it was a bucket cat then?"

by stinkymamacita January 01, 2019

Gelloko Cats

Snooping Cats

When i found my cat in my underwear drawer, i knew he was a Gelloko Cat.

by Cheeze Monkey August 21, 2003

Cat nonce

Someone who puts out cat food to enable them to steal someone else cat

Oi Steele please don't cat nonce the next door neighbors cat

by Repro March 29, 2020

wizard cat

Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you

Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls

by CaptainNibbles June 19, 2017

cat tease

A person that leads a woman to believe that they will have sex with her, then doesn't. Or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesn't let her have it.
(i.e. the female equivalent of a "cock tease")

"His girlfriend showed up after dancing with me for hours. What a fucking cat tease."

or

"Damn lipsticks at this bar. All a bunch of cat teases just trying to get drinks."

by Brooklyn Girl April 24, 2015

Cat Megex

An aphrodisiac made of ground cat penis mixed with herbal essence.

Tom: Fuck I don't know I just can't get my dick hard off women anymore.
Jerry: Did you try some of that Cat Megex?
Tom: Is it better than viagara?
Jerry: For sure.

by Vanguts February 17, 2009