Boyfriend Finder

A friend (usually a bestfriend) that goes out of his/hers way to make a female friend happy. This is not strongly advised, because soon the couple will become annoying as all hell.

Amy-So Benjamin, I heard you got Miah and Charlie together. Is that true?

Benjamin-Yes it sure is!

Amy-Wow your a real boyfriend finder! Could you help me?

by LonelyMan15 January 7, 2012

Golden finger bang

A girl Getting fingered while urinating

I gave my girlfriend the golden finger bang while she was on the toilet

by Wolfey1211 December 13, 2012

Happy Finger

The bird. The manual fuck you. The middle finger of derision, hate and discontent. Normally used in the same manner as "flipping the bird," in this instance styled "hoisting the happy finger."

Malcolm hoisted the happy finger at the cops, who promptly beat him senseless with their batons. Gennifer flipped a happy finger at her mother, who grounded her until her 21st birthday.

by Zazbek January 1, 2013

pink finger

When you fart on your own finger the poke somebody in the eye causing them to get pink eye

Victor: what happened? your eye is swollen.
Keith: Nick gave me the pink finger

by wetzpretz December 15, 2013

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

Hotdog Finger

When you are going to finger a girl, you instead spread her folds and lay your finger in the middle, preferably the index finger, and either push down or move it fast up and down

You gave Jess a hotdog finger? Did she like it?

Yes and yes.

by Sexual terms November 14, 2016

Five Finger Lick

Putting all four fingers and thumb into someone's butthole then putting each finger into their mouth for them to taste

I slipped each digit into Judy's butt, then put each one in her mouth so she could taste herself. She loved the five finger lick

by Gdropguts January 6, 2017