poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing

Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse

by bubba March 25, 2003

dirty finger

When you stick your finger up your ass and and stick it in your friends face.But there has to be shit on it.

I gave my ex a dirty finger.

by Jacoby DIxson August 6, 2006

Finger Wiggle

When something is so incredibly cute you get an over compulsive urge to finger wiggle. The act of bending your index finger and having a spaz attack...usually accompanied by the sound "hhheeehhhhh".

I was watching the show Mobbed last night, it was so cute I was finger wiggle-ing the entire time.

by Finger wiggle creator. March 24, 2012

brown finger

When at an airport and you use the cheep ass toilet paper to wipe your hinney and the paper is so cheep that you end up with your figer getting brow stuff on it.

Atlanta airport has the such bad toilet paper I ended up with brown finger.

by tomba987 January 22, 2010

Finger Poo

When you get fingered up the bum when you need a poo, the resulting poo ends up on the fingerers finger.

Zooey; Don't finger me up the bum, i need a poo
Jim; Urrh i got poo on my finger.
Jim got a Finger Poo

by SuperCliff June 3, 2009

Finger slamming

The act of fingering a female; term normally used when fingering at speed

'i love finger slamming' 'i was getting into this girl last night and got the finger slamming goin'

by muscle shark August 9, 2009

finger painter

a lesbian who masterbates with her partner while on her period.. then smears blood all over herself and her partner sometimes making pictures..hence the name..

chelsea is a finger painter when aunt flow visits becky

by burnt toast January 27, 2006