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Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.
"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."
by wrightr333 April 29, 2009
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Egg fried rice

Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd
by Tilt April 5, 2019
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Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption
Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017
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Bumlock Egg Whisk

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.
I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special
by tjs343 January 18, 2023
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Yorkshire Creme Egg

A roasted pigeon filled with semen
Josh: im so hungry right now
Ed: I've just finished making a Yorkshire creme egg if you want it
by 25567 November 22, 2017
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Egg Mom Muffin

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM
My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning
by Tricksmaster June 21, 2012
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