ear phishing

The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.

I am ear phishing that mofo, by quietly humming the "Colonel Bogey March".

by Trollmfao October 1, 2016

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.

by beavae October 14, 2021

Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.

by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

erzincan ear job

When the male cums on the female’s ear and then sucks it up with their mouth and then kisses and transfers the cum to the female .

Yo i just did an erzincan ear job last night on Stacy!

by erzincanmale September 28, 2025

Ear wiggin

When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...

I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol

by MissWigginsPloomington August 5, 2016

Ear-watch

To spend a majority of the time listening to a series or film rather than actually watching it.

I've already seen this film but it still makes for a good ear-watch.
I had a lot of housework to do so I ended up ear-watching two episodes of Strang Things.

by Katrirobell March 14, 2020