depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart

Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”

by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017

depression burrito

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill

alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..

by depresedweeb01 February 21, 2024

Jetlag depression

A kind of depression felt after jet lag.

Kirti got jetlag depression after flying to India from the US.

by KurtCCCC December 23, 2024

Depression Attack

Basically like a heart attack but it's depression

KP has depression attack

by dezika June 29, 2021

depression

depression is like feeling trapped in sadness and feeling lonely even if you have friends surrounding you your still lonly you lose intrest in everything you just wanna sleep thats all you want to do because thats when your ok smiles are fake mot of the time and laughs are to if you find that one thing that you smile at and its a real smile and make you feel good try not to lose it but dont over do it for me i feel like im drowning in sadness if you know someone with depression go out of your way to be extra kind and ask if you can do anything for them remind them that your there for them

depression sucks

by bella haze November 4, 2020

Educake depression

A depression that is only found when one is completing Educake work while having a total breakdown. It is horrific.

“I did the chemistry work last night, did you?” “No David, I got hit with the Educake depression.”

by wasianbitch March 25, 2021

Depression

When your not OK because you just cried yourself to sleep last night... you went to bed thinking, and knowing that your worthless. You woke up this morning hoping today will be a good day but like every other day it probably won't turn out to be the best day ever. See your tired of waking up to find out that your worthless and that you won't make it through the day without crying at least 2 times. And sadly you can't do anything to fix that sadness. But through time, people with depression have learned to hide it with a fake smile. And that fake smile is the reason why nobody suspects a thing. So they just continue to hide it until one day all of that sadness brakes you down and makes you feel like your not worth it, and you don't deserve to be on this planet. And then it eventually reaches a point to were you just want to end your life, right that second.

Boy 1: I don't think im supposed to go through depression at the age of 13.
Boy 2: Neither do I.

by Dododododoo :) November 24, 2021