croman

Somebody who deals marijuana.

"Shall we pick up some weed?" " yeah I'll ring the croman"

by mangomaker April 28, 2017

cross hitched

When u are simultaneously drunk and high

Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex

by Longestyeahboiever August 14, 2017

crotch tea

It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.

Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea

by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017

Crobyes

Crobyes is a replacement word, or a word for whenever you feel like your friend is annoying

Egypt: You guys are such Crobyes

by lil squarey or (TrelosRhenium) November 9, 2017

Crocodile Genitals

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.

Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.

by DJango the snake dick November 30, 2017

Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.

My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

croissimite

Australian pastry - a Croissant with Vegemite and cheese

Hey there, can I please get one croissimite with my coffee?

by chicka_aus July 11, 2018