love child

an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand

“Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”

by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020

child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

child

a being that deserves to be raped, sodomized, and enslaved.

Jack: Hey man, look at that child over there.
Ben: AAAAAHHHHH im gooning
Jack: yeah me too.

by PopeRaisin February 7, 2022

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024

Child from the brown

When a guy ejaculates into another mans ass, another man then proceeds to fuck that man in the ass, thus smeering the previous mans semen on his penis. That man then inpregnates a woman with the first mans sperm.

Dang, we're gonna have a "Child from the brown" cause of my latest orgy.

by Bitch_wheres_my_tophat January 24, 2017

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist.

“There is only one thing worse than a rapist…boom.”
“A child.”
“No.”

by JH14FAN April 23, 2023