bread

The meaning of the universe.

Jake: Hey, what's the meaning of the universe?
Me: Bread.

by NotStrangeAtAll April 11, 2019

chad bread

An absoulute chadical piece of slice, you'd definetely want to try and savor this lil gift to earth. A chad bread is commonly found in the suburbs of Franklin Falls or sometimes even in a locker room. All you need to know about chad bread is that you want it. come get it YA'LL

"Yo megan, you see that male guy over there? Sitting in the corner facing the wall over there? Yea that guy, I'd definetely need a slippity of slice of that chad bread"

by enthusiastoflibrarians June 23, 2022

pita bread

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.

1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.

by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023

Bread Hound

A man who actively seeks a woman who has a yeast infection to give her oral sex.

I’ve been a bread hound ever since I first got a whif of my ex during her yeast infection.

by Juarezmiguel April 14, 2019

Connor bread

Connor bread, android turned into food made with water, flour, and thirium

with Connor bread, you can poke a hole in her, you can poke it in her mouth or rear, and do your pansexual job

by Baker (its me, connor bread) February 21, 2021

Bread-Day

Anniversary of the day a person realizes they're/becomes communist, socialist, and/or anarchist.

Vlad: "Oh, shit... I realized it's just been a whole year since I became a communist."
Karl: "Hey, congrats... Happy Bread-Day, comrade!"

by comrade_dakota_ October 27, 2022

The Great Bread Scandal

The Great Bread Scandal was started by Thomas McKenna in an elaborate attempt to push the workers of 2022 towards the bullshit option of being paid by literal loaves of bread instead of actual money. Thus, the term "let's get this bread" was coined as a memoir to the historic event.

I'm tired of this bullshit we need the great bread scandal again.

Pay me with some loaves like the great bread scandal and I'll quit.

by Thomas Mcflurry June 24, 2022