Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.

"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."

by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016

Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.

Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!

by axalara June 21, 2016

Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017

banana block

To block a penis from going into a hole

Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.

by Bigbanana696969 August 1, 2017

Long block math

the worst form of cruelty a person can be put through...

Monday was the worst day for Artab because he had long block math

by batraworld June 4, 2018

block-a-rino

Someone who blocks someone else on a website for no reason either because they`re an SJW and/or they can`t take criticism

1. In the Daft Pina video, CypherDen Review (feat.Cypher Den) he calls the YouTuber Tabbes a block-a-rino .
2. The YouTuber Spechie is also a block-a-rino.

by Snooty mc shoot face June 14, 2018

A block from gales

Gene’s house

I was a block from gales, I was at Gene’s house and yeah crazy

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 30, 2019