The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.
by boerbabe May 23, 2006
a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot
She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.
I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
by Tank178 October 07, 2005
by Dick Basile March 25, 2003
Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
by Wizards Sleeve October 01, 2006
A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.
Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'
Ass Biscuit(s)
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'
Ass Biscuit(s)
by Thom els August 17, 2008
Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.
Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.
by ilookmarvlus December 13, 2012
A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.
X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!
Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.
Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.
by Jkins August 04, 2010