August 22nd

National Sneak Out Day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

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August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

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August 24th

Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.

Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you

by MyLordAndSaviour August 24, 2022

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August 29th

The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.

J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”

J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”

by ewholls August 25, 2022

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The birthday of cowgirl loving nerds who pretend you dont exist when you see them in the halls. This person isnt anywhere near gay but everyone thinks they are. This person doesnt care about how you feel but some how always makes you feel better. Happy birthday weirdo.

Peter: Its my birthday today August 25th
Venus: No its not lol
Peter: Yeah it actually is
Venus: Uh oh Happy Birthday my bad

by zer0grqvity August 26, 2022

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