total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

arse dust

A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.

Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.

by Stuhen June 29, 2017

arse bracket

A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.

"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"

by sipukka March 27, 2024

rutty arse

rutty arse a hot girl thats had more cock end then weekend ,that everyones had a turn of !!!!!

look at that girl shes a right rutty arse. i seen her with steve then james then paul then mark allin the same day

by Greased34monkey June 3, 2024

Arse at high tide

Suffering from diarrhea.

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.

by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024

Arelis

A beautiful one of a kind girl who sometimes is misunderstood. Her strong character is what makes her one of a kind. She is a leader and a very persistent person,her values are someone who is loyal and never leaves her out .She is an amazing friend and it would be a shame to loose her. Most of the time they are butting heads with someone because they are naturally tactical but it’s all out of love .

#Arelis is such an amazing person ,what’s wrong with #Arelis?

by Goldenlion203 September 2, 2019