Anti-simp

An anti-simp has the same prospects as a simp, but shows his affection and love for the women in question in means of teasing and playfully being mean and/or being extremely mean. Also unlike a Simp anti-simps can have a personality.

Jess: "How was your boyfriend different from the other thirty guys online?"
Alexandra: "He was an Anti-Simp."

by Khprii's Son April 9, 2020

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Anti-vax

Believing that Vaccines cause death and Autism
(which they do NOT)

Doctor: Do you want to vaccinate your kid ?
Anti-vaxxer: No Vaccines cause Autism !
Doctor: Umm I were did you find that out ?
Anti-vaxxer: I did 2 hours of research on Google and Wikipedia
Doctor: um I've had 14 years of medical research

and I think you should vaccinate your child for their safety.
Anti-vaxxer: My child is fine all he needs is a little essential oils and he'll be fine.
(looks at dying child)
Child: Momma... I'm dying because of measles
Doctor(quietly): Should have vaccinated.

by Racoon Bandit December 9, 2019

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Anti-fish

A person with an inability to consume alcohol at a fast rate.

Oh my god...look at that f*****g anti-fish, he can't drink for s**t!

by Mr L. Ad April 15, 2008

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anti-shittist

See Moses, definition number five.

+ Moses, you're such an elitist.
- No, I'm an anti-shittist.

by IDJ April 13, 2008

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Anti-social

The excuse your give your friends when you have been spending all of your time with your recently adopted Stage-5 Clinger.

I didn't want to tell my friends that I have been spending all of my time with my new girlfriend, so I decided to just tell them that I was being anti-social.

by cupcakesandfun May 4, 2017

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