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Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
mugGet the Smart Carmug.

car-be-que

a vehicle fire; usually caused by overheating while driving
Traffic on the north loop is slow due to a car-be-que in the right lane
by Onmyownside April 30, 2008
mugGet the car-be-quemug.

drivin' the bitch's car

What worthless darkies do to look "fly", or so they can pimp and deal drugs.
"Look at that yard ape in the Camry. He must be drivin' the bitch's car."
by running out of patience March 20, 2008
mugGet the drivin' the bitch's carmug.

Cincinnati Car Bomb

When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realized that parking in the handicap spot with my windows down had caused me to become a victim of the dreaded Cincinnati Car Bomb.
by Nick D April 5, 2004
mugGet the Cincinnati Car Bombmug.

Yes Car Credit

Dodgy British car finance company that sells rubbish cars (e.g. ex rental Vauxhall Astras) to the desperate.
"I just got out of jail for fraud and owe £250K. Can I have get a Ferrari?"

"Yes you can."
by fubarderby October 22, 2004
mugGet the Yes Car Creditmug.

Koopa Clown Car

1. (n.) A one seat flying clown-like flower created for Bowser, King of the Turtle Tribe known as the Koopa. It is equiped with Mecha-Koopas and bowling balls.
by Matthew the True Gamer January 30, 2003
mugGet the Koopa Clown Carmug.

Mexican Clown Car

Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
by bigscottlarock May 25, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Clown Carmug.

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