rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.

I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.

by np073189 December 17, 2015

two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.

I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.

by donionrings April 4, 2019

Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.

Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.

by Callixtunis May 26, 2019

Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.

Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.

by boykisser84 June 6, 2019

Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.

Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!

by batnuts November 30, 2019

Bobby-two-dinners

Named after Bobbert Kenton-Kenton. Any man for whom I dinner is not enough.

He's a proper Bobby-two-dinners

by Bobby-two-dinners April 30, 2019