Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.

I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.

by anonymous January 6, 2025

Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

Turkey

The name of a country that couldn’t decide whether it’s east or west, obsessed with cats, tea, smoking and big breakfasts.

Hey let’s go to Turkey and have a two-hour breakfast and then smoke a pack of cigarettes.

by Yeni Cherry October 11, 2025

turkey cam

A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.

- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021

Turkey whipped

When one naws on hemorrhoids and or licks up dingleberries.

Hell nah man you turkey whipped

by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024

Catching the crazy turkey

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.

Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."

by Wig Wam December 13, 2014