Daddy Alex

A man that gives the finest backdoor BJs and pays for the come at his soft opening

Are you going to Daddy Alex's soft opening tonight?

by mock_yolo February 21, 2021

alex the 9

alpharad mario maker legend

alpharad and jo: haha alex the 9

by ok bruh March 22, 2021

Alex Big

His name is Alexblg323, but in reality he's alex BIG BIG BIG he's the biggest in the world

me: hey alex BIG

alex big: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by optimalphilip March 22, 2021

Alex Unger

Alex Unger is an absolute legend. A mention of his name instantly get your panties wet af. He’s also know to be a mukka mukka.

Bump that new Alex Unger!

by Regular Ass Dude March 26, 2021

Alex Halloumi

small and flighty, wanting love but never getting it and always looking for the help of his friends. under the strain of life an Alex Halloumi stands strong and can face almost anything, but if a girl comes in then he'll be out in a flash. he also likes to watch people called Jaspal.

Girl 1: wow where did that Alex Halloumi go?
Girl 2: i thought he was just here.
Girl 1: well lets go find him!
Alex Halloumi: lets a mi-go-a-go-go.

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 12, 2021

Alex Attitude

The Alex Attitude to look for the most lack-luster and basic job that pays the most, this attitude neglects enjoyment. This attitude is added by the further globalization of technology,making jobs less physically intensive and more aimed towards the modern man, weak minded and brain washed by capitalism pushed by multinational organisations.

Alex : I found out Brick layers make 15£ an hour
Finlay : Ok?
Alex : I'm gonna be a brick layer
Finlay : That's the Alex attitude!

by Brian Cox. June 15, 2021

Alex Harper

This is the sexiest dude you can find out there. I mean who WOULDNT want to date this guy? He is amazing, attractive, hot, and overall brilliant. If you get the chance, tou should fuck him and make it worth it.

Boy 1: Hey, did you see Alex Harper just then?
Girl 1: Yeah, we fucked the night before.
Boy 1: Oh.
Alex Harper: 'ello sexy.
Girl 1: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Alex harper July 11, 2022