Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.

Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.

by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

Smol potatoe

1.Someone who is smol, potatoe and innocent.
2.4 stage of becoming the 6 stage of (Lin Manuel Miranda)!
3. A naive person

You are a smol potatoe.

by Laurens was definitely gay June 28, 2017

Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020

Window potato

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.

"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."

by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016

Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.

Ariella, get a fucking job you mouch potato.

by russianfuck September 26, 2008

ethan the Potato

he is a youtuber with 22 subs or 21 please subscribe to him he's my best friend his birthday is coming up so that would be a great surprise

ethan the Potato on youtube

by ethan the Potato YT May 5, 2020

Potatoe man

If you are a potatoe man you are born with many skills. They are usually sport related skills. If you are nicknamed "potatoe man" you will get all the girls and be very popular. You will never get rejected by anyone and most girls crave to date you and most boys crave to be friends with you.

Girl 1: oh look it's potatoe man he's so hot
Boy 1: I wish I could be friends with potatoe man

by Potatoeboy456 October 9, 2019