Land turtle

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dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
by PikeTU February 12, 2018
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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dervish land

dervish land is the land of the dhulbahante
its dervish land
by readyforthemoon55 August 12, 2020
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Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
by ChasseStraße May 08, 2022
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Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.
The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.
by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020
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canaDAY land

Derived from the name Canada, canaDAY Land (Pronounced cah-nah-DAY Land) is coined originally as a derogatory term for Canada for their lack of global presence in wars and them being known for always being nice to people (dependent on area). The term itself, canaDAY Land, was created with meaning, where the "cana" was taken from Canada, the "DAY" was to signify how they are always nice and see the brightside of things, and "Land" is because this is just about as mythical as wonderland. Later the term was adopted and put into a more positive light by them (Canadians) saying they have less troubles and problems, and are overall peaceful, and it was no longer seen as a derogatory name (unless used within that context).
Positive Context:
person A "Dude, I'm sick of being here. I want something better. I'm going to Canada!"
Person B "Don't you mean, canaDAY land, Land of the awesome?"

Negative Context:
Person A "They don't do a damn thing, being little scared wimps!"
Person B "That's canaDAY Land for ya!"
by Jay Ay Orz October 04, 2013
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