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El Toro

A nickname for a badass friend. She can be very bullheaded, and very protective of her friend. Better not hurt one of her friends, she'll come after you. Though she is protective, she is a romantic, and her crush's name starts with an M.
by .Nightshade. April 21, 2019
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El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.
I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini
by tidalattorney January 11, 2024
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youssef el fouly

The dumbest human alive.
The weakest person ever.
A retard
youssef el fouly is a cunt and has autism and is Mexican
by Username user 32165 May 30, 2022
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Dr Farouq el Barqy

Is a Relic of Engineering , teaching in this accursed field since 1960 to this current day , no one is unsure where or when Dr farouq emerged but he is now 80+ years and still lopking younger than most ,some may claim he is a geniune vampire as all the countries his visited has either fallen into deep economic or political distress the likely hood of which is Dr Farouq teaching Engineering mechanics
:I heard dr farouq el barqy is teaching you statics ?

:yess he consumed the soul of a student who answered wrong last time it was great

: ow , did anyone do anything ?

: nope we rather not
by The scribe of zomborok November 22, 2023
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shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered

When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.
I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.
by CreviceOfYouBumBum January 28, 2023
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El-Masry

A kid that has a crooked face with no features. He is your average bum that thinks he's good at basketball. That form though... the guy looks like my left testicle with all the hair in the world. usually related to an annoying Mexican of some sort. a retard that looks delirious. no sense of humour. the trash talker gets all the girls but has no drive because of his face
"Oh El-Masry, don't touch me"
"I have a form like El-Masry"
by toomlater2 September 4, 2022
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el paso eggcloud

An aftersex dessert prepared by pouring egg whites into a partner's anus frothing it with a phallus having them expell into a pan adding sugar and the reserved yolks then finally baking it. It is considered rude not to eat it.
Mary exclaimed to Joesph, "I can't believe you baked me an El Paso Eggcloud after our second date!"
by Lasha Talsackie October 18, 2023
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