Dutch Money

An angel cake topped with tiny weed sprinkles mixed with velociraptor sperm as the filling, usually contains a smell of herbal pee, but the taste kind of reminds you of the day you had your first blow job. The cake is also usually topped off with a dollar in different ranges of value.

Im gonna go feed meh bebes some Dutch Money so brb m8.

by Xx_69_xX February 4, 2016

no money bum

A "No Money Bum" is someone who causes negative effects to what you are doing and has no money.

Devin is a "No Money Bum" because he sold me record in 2k and fortnite.

by Uninstall October 20, 2019

Trump Money

The money that comes from the stimulus packages under trump's administration.

Guy 1: yo I saw he flexing all that cash on IG were you get that at.
Guy 2: oh that was my brother's trump money.

by BlameTheJews1488 October 14, 2020

with the money tree

at work, at the 'source', with the 'mother', suckling of the 'teat', harvesting of the 'fruit'

i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!

john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.

call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley April 10, 2011

fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.

P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."

by Sammy26 June 8, 2017

money belt

Similar to a "money shot," a money belt is when a man is having sex in the missionary position, and right before he climaxes, he pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's waistline.

After the Mayweather fight, we were banging and I gave her a money belt of my own.

by Theodore Brogan August 30, 2017

bullets and money

Bullets and money is a positive slang response. Synonymous with "cool","good", and "awesome". Because seriously, what's cooler than bullets and money? Everything you need in life can be acquired with bullets and money. Chuck norris shits bullets and money.

"Hey joe, how was the movie?" "Bullets and money, dude."
"What do you mean?" "What's cooler than bullets and money?"
Use the same logic you use with "the bomb".

by aaronandcallen July 27, 2011