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Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.
I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?
by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021
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Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
by Rabbarousa September 30, 2018
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two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.
Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.
by clemstar January 13, 2016
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Two Buck Tip

When someone stretches another's balls from behind and shoves them in their own arsehole and then pulls them back out.
When I passing through Minneapolis I met a wildcat who pulled my nutsack up behind me and shoved my balls in my ass then pulled them out again. I thought it only reasonable to tip her one dollar per ball, hence I gave her a "two buck tip."
by captainbumhole September 27, 2008
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Two tusk fuck

The girl wanted a two tusk fuck that is taking dick from her boyfriend and his friend at the same time.
by Ev_Diesel April 19, 2015
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Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement
I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady
by Bignz December 21, 2020
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it takes two to Tandy

It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.
Oh man I wish i could go Tandy but it takes two to Tandy... I'm talking to myself.
by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017
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