turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

Cold Turkey

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.

As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.

by TFroster November 1, 2009

Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.

Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.

by TurkeyLover December 1, 2009

turkey breast

the act of putting turkey sandwhich meat on bare naked breast and eating it off them.

dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.

by jaraiya December 18, 2009

Bitch Turkey

a name for a person who is a worthless piece of meat and cannot function within society

Lindsey Lohan is a bitch turkey

by onkyOINKOINKIMAPIG December 31, 2010

Tough Turkeys

Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.

Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?

Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.

by zoostory May 16, 2011

having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.

"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)

by Jo-han August 11, 2006