Last night was not a good night, I was at the hospital and got mouthy with some of the staff, next thing I know I am in the alley getting bug smashed by gang of shriners.
by starinsideahumansuit October 3, 2010
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Get the smashing the wifey mug.Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014
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Get the Smashed mug.A mans sexual actions on a woman, when he enters her vaginally or anally from behind in an over-excitable way.
The expression could be used best contextually in a shopping mall when your mates are cruisin' and he wants to describe ones finding of a bird across the way, he would like to "smash the back" out of, for the enjoyment of the conversation.
The expression could be used best contextually in a shopping mall when your mates are cruisin' and he wants to describe ones finding of a bird across the way, he would like to "smash the back" out of, for the enjoyment of the conversation.
Oy brah... check out 3 o'clock, in line at Subway.. damnnnnn id be wise to smash the back out of that one .
by Ham6 June 12, 2018
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Guy #1: Why do you have all these broken electronics stored in your garage.
Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?
Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.
Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?
Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.
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