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Slinky Slap

when u put a slinky in your hand and fling it out and it slaps a person in the face
Bob:you suck
Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps)
Bob:ow what the hell was that
Me: YOU JUST GOT SLINKY SLAPPED
by Josepinapoopdosveces March 16, 2009
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hoe slapped

when a hoe(a.k.a slut) hooks up with you just for ass and then fucks u over a couple weeks later
Me: That girl hoe slapped me and now I have no one I can hook up with
Friend: Damn bro, that sucks, almost as much as that slut did to your penis
by wat up g January 22, 2006
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Sadr slap

when you are in combat (namely iraq) and your in a fierce firefight. while shooting your way out of it and hopefully killing alot of haji you develop a huge boner. while you are traversing the turret you smack usually the driver, but anyone in the truck in the face or helmet with your boner.
*after a firefight*
soldier in the turret- "dude i totally gave you a Sadr slap while i was mowing down haji earlier!"
soldier driving- "you bastard i knew i felt something smack my helmet during that firefight!"
by Justin Lessard November 2, 2007
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Sticker Slap

To stick grafiti stickers on other people's property
Do you want to go sticker slap tonight?
by BAD_BRAD July 13, 2015
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Brown slapped

The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.
by omgzzzzzhax February 26, 2009
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Shit Slap

An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"

"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"

"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"

"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
by sammysunset April 16, 2009
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slap to the nuts

an unexpected downer in your day.
man that physiology test was a slap to the nuts
by Alec the flyhalf May 27, 2006
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