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south of the border shower

1) To take a mexican shower

2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink
dude...you smell like you need a south of the border shower...go hit the gas station bathroom you chucky cheese in the face ass nigga
by lil franksta November 11, 2011
mugGet the south of the border showermug.

Roman Shower

To bathe only the genital area.
I know I'm going to have sex now but I'm dirty and smelly with no time or place to shower. I'll just use my knapkins and some water and have a Roman Shower.
by Steve52 December 21, 2008
mugGet the Roman Showermug.

ke$ha shower

Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower
"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."
by omarjordan April 21, 2012
mugGet the ke$ha showermug.

awful shower of cunts

Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.

The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.
Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"

Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"

Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"

Niall: "Yeah go on..."
by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009
mugGet the awful shower of cuntsmug.

Golden Pedi-Shower

When standing at a urinal wearing sandals or flip-flops and you feel the spray of urine on your feet from the other guys on either side of you.
Dam!. I took a piss at a crowded set of urinals while wearing flip-flops!!!!! I got Golden Pedi-showered by their piss splashlets!!
by Hairy MacFat August 14, 2009
mugGet the Golden Pedi-Showermug.

Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
by JustFred August 8, 2014
mugGet the Poor Man Showermug.

2 o'clock shower

Jesse went to take a 2 o'clock shower.

Michael got up early for his 2 o'clock shower
by kingdongggg October 22, 2010
mugGet the 2 o'clock showermug.

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