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I am happy to report an IN CAHOOTS , ADULT FRIENDFINDER VISITOR where this restaurant stole my cell phone " the RAMEN SERVER PLACE refused to let me eat in their restaurant and SECURITY as they stole all my receipts and I visited the BARNES AND NOBLE IN REDWOOD CITY ordering SWEDISH , HUNGARIAN books from them after went to PANDA EXPRESS and told them I need to get a special denomination bill to spend as then I went to CHASE BANK when I gave two twenties and a $10 for a fifty (50) dollar bill as I told them I did not fe well as almost had a GRAND MAL SEIZURE as then they stole my money when this HOMOSEXUAL MANAGER entered and yes I am aware of your wide open arms acceptability of those LIFESTYLES unfortunately my LIFE EXPERIENCES as HOMOSEXUALS hate me and a lot have methylamphetamine issues but this place was IN CAHOOTS as no one on that branch came forward and returned my money and security says "it's your word against them and I said there is CAMERAS IN YHE BANK and a person's manners has nothing to do with 'FIDICUARY DUTY as I want the FBI to press charges against the bank and the people involved at that STRIP SHOPPING CENTER REDWOOD CITY AS this was nothing more a HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS all about STRIGGER'S and BARNES AND NOBLE HOMOSEXUALS mostly who owns the business and someone is sending METH HEAD ADDICTED HOMOSEXUSLS to me or real FAGG0T'S game ROBBIE WILLIANS powerhouse you think.
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022
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Second-hand Wook

You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.
Yooo are we becoming second-hand wooks?
by phillyboiz March 21, 2021
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Making Seconds

Alternate statement to "Making a Duce" or "Taking a No.2". Pooping.
Dude on phone: Hey... Did I just hear you flush the toilet?

Man: Ha yea, Had shrimp for dinner and i'm making seconds.
by sweetevil28 April 19, 2011
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17 second country

"17 second country" or "17 second society" is a term that originates from well cut, short video clips that only portray one side of an incident in an attempt to influence. It can be used to describe the hectic, click-based modern media domain that values twisted forms of political correctness in the form of individual "justice seekers" while condemning ordinary things as questionable.
"I don't want to live in this 17 second country, did you hear they found out this dude's workplace and got him fired because they didn't like his stupid Twitter joke?"

"X is such a 17 second country, all their major political headlines are just viral clips from campaign rallies, protests or whatever"

"You know they had to change their brand name after that vlogger made a video about how it's insulting to some minority, fucking wild. 17 sec society at its finest."
by verifiedname November 7, 2020
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seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.
by plato! April 21, 2024
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Booty Second

The average time between the clapping of booty cheeks during twerking
Mike: We’re gonna be late for the party

Josh: Don’t worry we’ll be there in a booty second
by shotgunrain88 August 26, 2022
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